Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.
my mum is on tumblr john, what now?
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HE’S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA
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absolutely no fucks were given that day
(Source: mysticsofthelowersort, via you-made-a-home-in-my-veins)
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
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i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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| me when i first find a band: | how will i ever remember their names lol |
| me two months later: | do you want the list of every member's grandmother's favorite fruit in chronological order or just alphabetical |
Even our beer pong is bigger in Texas. TFM.
can we just acknowledge how amazing this is!!!!!
THIS NEEDS TO BE MY SUMMER GOAL.
This is so cool.
i seriously hope you drink out of a cup the same size
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